Are you warmed up? Good. Because here are the full lyrics to the song of the weekend with music and lyrics by Alan Zachary and Michael Weiner. You can upload to your karaoke now.

WHEN YOU'VE SPENT YOUR WHOLE LIFE DREAMING
OF A VERY SPECIAL STREET
WHERE YOU DON'T FEEL LIKE THE ONLY ONE
WHO'S DANCING TO A BEAT

IF YOU LONG FOR AN ENSEMBLE
TO MAKE YOUR LIFE COMPLETE
I KNOW THE PLACE WHERE YOU BELONG
COME FOLLOW ME AND JOIN THE SONG.

WHEN YOU THINK STEPHEN SONDHEIM'S THE BEST THAT THERE IS
OR SING OUT IN YOUR BEDROOM THE SCORE TO LES MIZ
WHEN YOU WAIT OPENING NIGHT FOR THE BRANTLEY REVIEW
BROADWAYCON'S THE PLACE FOR YOU

WHEN PLAYBILL.COM IS YOUR BROWSER'S HOMEPAGE
WHEN YOU WORSHIP LUPONE, BUCKLEY, PETERS OR PAIGE
WHEN YOU STAGE DOOR A SHOW EVEN WHEN IT'S A ZOO
BROADWAYCON'S THE PLACE FOR YOU

IF YOU WEREN'T THE BEST AT SPORT
OR YOU IDOLIZE STEPHEN SCHWARTZ
REMEMBER: NO ONE IS ALONE
KEEP SINGING: YOU'RE WHAT YOU OWN.

IF NEW FRIENDS IS WHAT YOU SEEK
OR IF YOU'RE A FORMER "GLEEK"
THERE'S A PLACE FOR US
SO PACK YOUR PLAYBILLS AND BOARD THE BUS...

IF YOU'RE WILLING TO TRAVEL ALL OVER THE MAP
'CAUSE YOU CAN'T MISS A SHOW STARRING ANTHONY RAPP
YOU'RE PART OF THE STORY, THERE'S MAGIC TO DO
BROADWAYCON'S THE PLACE FOR YOU. ALL FOR YOU. 

BACK AT HOME, PEOPLE SAY THAT YOU'RE WICKED-OBSESSED
BUT IN HERE IT'S WILLKOMMEN, BONJOUR, BE OUR GUEST
OH WHAT A CIRCUS, THIS HULLABALLOO
BROADWAYCON'S THE PLACE FOR YOU

IF TKTS IS WHERE YOU SPEND YOUR CASH
IF YOU COULDN'T HELP WATCHING BOTH SEASONS OF SMASH
WELL, EVERYONE HERE SHARES THE SAME POINT OF VIEW
BROADWAYCON'S THE PLACE FOR YOU

IF HAMILTON IS YOUR JAM
OR YOUR FAVORITE KING'S IN SIAM
IT'S THE TIME THE WORLD UNDERSTOOD
WE'VE ALL BEEN CHANGED FOR GOOD.

IF YOU'RE INTO J. PIERPONT FINCH
HENRY HIGGINS OR HEDWIG'S INCH
COME AND BE WHO YOU'RE MEANT TO BE
GRAB YOUR KINKY BOOTS AND LET'S RAISE THE KEY!

IF YOU GET REALLY PISSED AND WON'T CUT SOMEONE SLACK
WHEN THEY CALL A CAST ALBUM A FRICKIN' SOUNDTRACK
YOU'RE A FAN, YOU'RE FANTASTIC, YOU'RE PART OF OUR CREW
BROADWAYCON'S THE PLACE---

UP TILL NOW, SHUBERT ALLEY WAS A DREAM FROM AFAR
BUT OPEN YOUR EYES LOOK AROUND — HERE YOU ARE
THEN SING OUT, LOUISE, TIME FOR OUR BIG DEBUT...

BROADWAYCON'S THE PLACE
BROADWAYCON'S THE PLACE
BROADWAYCON'S THE PLACE FOR YOU!

WELCOME TO BROADWAYCON!

(Confetti canons.)