Barn Arts
New York, NY
US

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Seeking Submissions for
Revelations! Jesus Has Come (In Concert!)
By Wesley Zurick
Director: Kristin McCarthy Parker
Music Director: Richard Lowenburg
Producer: Barn Arts (Andrew Simon, Wesley Zurick)
Submit to: [email protected]

- Send website, links, videos etc that showcase your wildest musical and/or comedic self!
- Ability to play guitar, banjo, upright bass, mandolin, fiddle or drums a plus for all roles
- Concert reading on 3/25 at The Tank ($100 Stipend - AEA Showcase Code)

GOD
30s - 60s/Ageless/Reads older. Loud. Charismatic in the way that toxic people often are. Quick tempered. Fun, but not necessarily likeable. Nihilistic. Baritone to G4.

JESUS
33. Kind of an eternal teenager. Sensitive. Kind. Angsty. Bullied in the comments section for looking like Ratatouille. Struggling in his relationship with his father for over 2,000 years now. Tenor to B4.

GUS
Late 20s - Early 30s. Passionate, but aimless musician. Moved back in with his mom. Jaded on the outside but ultimately a good person. Also kind of looks like Ratatouille. Plays Guitar and/or Banjo well. Tenor to A4.

KATHY/ AS CAST
Late 20’s - Early 30s. Big personality. Says the quiet part out loud. Former Six Queen. In a tumultuous situationship with Gus. Mezzo to D5.

SHARON
50s. Gus’s mom. Very Long Island. A widow. Drinks a lot. A pool shark with a great sense of humour. A karen you don’t want to mess with. Alto to C5. (CAST)

KIAN/AS CAST
Mid 20s - Early 30s. Tech bro. Founder of a hot new IVF/Eugenics startup. Puppetted by Satan. Baritone or Tenor with sick Rap skillz. (CAST)

RICO/AS CAST
Late 20s - Early 30s. A lot of fun. All good vibes. Personal Trainer and Rapper. Baritone or Tenor with sick Rap skillz. (CAST)

R.J./AS CAST
33. (Real Jesus) Has a more cool, fun, communicative relationship with his dad. Looks like what Jesus actually would have looked like. Doesn’t look like Ratatouille at all. Tenor or Baritone.

BASS
Upright Bass player. Has a few lines in the show. Pretty chill guy.

Synopsis
Jesus makes his long awaited earthly return, as the good book foretold, but struggles to forge a righteous path through a concrete jungle of comments sections, startups, brand collabs, and all the other ways to sell yourself online. As his prophecy erodes and his fame skyrockets, Jesus confronts his eternally fractured relationship with his aloof father who mostly just likes to throw gas on the fire. The scripture doesn’t tell us what Jesus is supposed to do with a widespread following that aggressively objectifies him without consent and bullies him for looking like Ratatouille, but it tells us one thing for sure: he's gonna come.

DURATION

Mar 22, 2026 - Mar 25, 2026

SALARY

$100 Per Show

UNION

AEA

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