I call this photo “WAYYYYY THE F*** TOO EARLY.”
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Rise and shine, SF! Time to make the musical theater doughnuts. Usually I am going to bed at 5:30 AM, so why on earth I WOKE UP at 5:30 AM this day is beyond me. Maybe some subconscious desire to impress you?
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My bedside table. Where's the ripped-open condom packet, Mary? The upturned bottle of booze? The sexy underwear strewn across the floor? This is a sad statement of how my days of late-night decadence are long-gone.
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The cast of Tales of the City sang a couple of tunes from the show at the San Francisco Pride Parade. And here are two women you don't wanna mess with helping us get there: Diane J. Findlay and Pamela Myers.
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Josh Breckenridge (who plays Jon Fielding)— the "Critics' Pick."
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A march on Washington? Sort of. But instead of chanting intimidating slogans, we sing showtunes.
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Ride ’em hard, Travis. Ride ’em hard. That's the main performance stage at the San Francisco Pride Parade. Travis Greisler, our assistant director, is an expert at wrangling our unruly but eager bunch.
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Now back to the show! Oh, that lovely in-between stage. Not quite Mary Birdsong anymore, but not quite Mona Ramsey yet. My wig was made by Erin Hennessy (standing behind me, at work on Betsy Wolfe’s wig).
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Julie Reiber, who plays Connie Bradshaw. Is she happy because of our super-deluxe, pimped-out water cooler down in the dungeon (I mean, the dressing rooms)? Maybe. But more likely it’s because she’s... ENGAGED!!
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The GOILS. From left to right: Julie Reiber (Connie Bradshaw), Pamela Myers (Mrs. Tolliver), Kimberly Jensen (Bobbie), Kathleen Elizabeth Monteleone (DeDe Halcyon-Day). Among other things, their dressing room is infamous for its exotic "chip bar."
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All of the men's dressing rooms are divided up into sections: mustache and non-mustache. Richard Poe (far left) who plays Edgar Halcyon, is clearly non-mustache, while Patrick Lane (who plays Brian) and Wesley Taylor are die-hard mustache-ers.
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Ain’t he handsome? And it's a good thing he is, 'cuz when the musical director (Cian McCarthy) comes at you with his little notepad, his looks soften the blow of hearing him say (in charming Irish accent), "Ummm, yeah, you were a wee bit flat on the G."
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I’ve never talked to so many men wearing only a bra before in my life. Keith Bearden plays many roles in the show, in addition to being our tireless dance captain.
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Sarah, Colin, CB and Whitney— the brains behind the bravos.
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Only Patrick Lane can rock the pirate look and still be hot.
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Our steady sentry, Tom. We all love you, sir.
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Wardrobe supervisor David Carr. I spend much of my time whining to him about important things like pantyhose. And he still smiles much of the time. :-)
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Michael "Mouse" Tolliver (Wesley Taylor) and his best gal-pal Mona Ramsey (me). Even though there's almost 20 years between us, nothing comes between me and my Wesley.
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This is me as Mona Ramsey before the roller skating scene. Beaver Bauer (our costume designer) really LIVED 1976 San Francisco, and it shows in her flirty, free-spirited and imaginative costumes.
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Josh Walden during a quick-change. You wouldn’t know it from this photo, but in the same show he appears as ferociously feisty drag performer Man-ita Bryant. I adore this man. Big time.
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Pamela Myers, ladies and gentlemen. Lounging in the posh green room at A.C.T. in between scenes. The green room is sort of like the United Airlines First Class lounge. Verrrry exclusive.
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One of our awesome dressers, Ed.
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Hair and makeup supervisor Erin Hennessy holding two heads of Diane J. Findlay.
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Yay, rainbow jeans!
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I believe this means that my left foot is a pot of gold.
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It's sad that our leading lady (Betsy Wolfe) is so homely and disfigured. But, ohhhh, honey. When she sings? It’s like the Golden Gate Bridge is LITERALLY coming out of her mouth.
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I've been working with Betsy Wolfe (who plays Mary Ann Singleton) for a long-ass time now, and it just gets more and more fun.
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Narcissism: a prerequisite for a life in the theater.
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A few modest purchases from eBay and Etsy, and voila—a makeup station fit for a queen. Noooo.... not THAT kind of queen. The adorable redhead in the bowtie is my nephew Evan.
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Mary is one of our fabulous dressers at A.C.T. She’s known throughout the land for her incomparable stealth and speed in the dark, dangerous wings of the theater. Her secret? Fights wings WITH wings... butterfly wings.
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Duuuuuuuuuude! We're the band, man. These guys sound so amazing, and rock so hard night after night that you’d think Tales of the City’s pit had 20 musicians down there.
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Don’t let our "elderly matriarch" (Mother Mucca, aka Diane J. Findlay) fool you. Onstage (and after an hour in makeup) she may LOOK like a little old grey haired lady, but offstage? She can wrap every fella in the room around her pretty little fingers.
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Sometimes I get stage fright right before the start of Act 2. So Josh Walden (dressed here as Man-ita Bryant) kindly offers me his sparkly, maternal bosom to comfort me and give me the strength to boogie in the big disco number.
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Head carpenter Miguel is a man of many talents. He is to our show what fog is to SF: mysterious, unpredictable, a force to be reckoned with. Sometimes it seems as if the Geary Theater were literally constructed AROUND him. Also? He gives me chocolate.
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Papa Don't Preach! Stuart Marland and I right before the curtain goes up for Act 2. This shot was taken right before he hit the photographer in the jaw, as evidenced by his very butch, clenched fist.
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Try getting THESE babies into one of those pancake-making, boob-crushing mammogram machines. They are the proud hooters of Julie Reiber. Speaking of BOOBS, to Julie's right is swing Jessica Coker from the San Francisco vocal trio B.O.O.B.S.
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Alex Hsu (who plays Lionel) makes a very good "point" while posing with Josh Walden (as Man-ita Bryant) and Stuart Marland.
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Here we are right before the disco ball strikes midnight. At the top of the heap is Keith Bearden, then going left are Betsy Wolfe, Patrick Lane, Pamela Myers, and behind her is Wesley Taylor, aka Michael “Mouse” Tolliver.
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Their expressions sum up how we feel most of the time while holed up in the labyrinth of dressing rooms beneath the Geary Theater. We have THAT much fun. Plus there's the added bonus of a great view... Wesley’s six-pack, and Betsy’s beautiful mug!
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