***BROADWAY COMEDY CLUB***
New York, NY 10017
***PLEASE READ TO THE END OR YOU WILL NOT BE CONTACTED!!!*** Ahoy! This job features soul-crushing rejection in Times Square and hour upon hour of humiliating insults hurled at you by slack-jawed tourists from around the globe. Kidding! You will use your improvisational skills, charm, and lunacy to sell comedy club tickets. You sell the tickets for up to $20 apiece and keep 100% of all earnings. How can this be? Because Managers are paid on tickets redeemed at club! Work any hours/days you choose (after one day of training) with no supervision whatsoever! It sure beats working at Chuck E. Cheese while spoiled brats mercilessly pelt your face with scalding-hot globs of vile pizza!
***Want to hear more? Then explain to me (IN AT LEAST 5 SENTENCES!) why this job interests you and why you might excel at it. Don't hold back.....Nothing is too wild, creative, or inappropriate to write! These WELL-WRITTEN sentences will help determine if you will be contacted (good communication skills are a must for this gig), so make it impressive! Please include PHONE NUMBER with your response. Then go eat some freakin' pie! Over and Out, Paul, Broadway Comedy Club Sales Manager P.S. See all the free comedy shows you wish! And if you are a comic, you can earn stage time (based on tickets sold).
May 7, 2021 - December 1, 2022